Breaking News: Bees Discovered To Be Cisphobes After Stinging The Shit Out Of A Guy Throwing Rocks At Their Nest. “I can’t think of any other explanation ” Says Innocent Victim
here’s a behind the scenes video from when we filmed the #SheLooksSoPerfect music vid in LA…. http://po.st/wahoK9 :-)
I wonder if caterpillars know that they’ll turn into a butterfly one day or do they just start building a cocoon out of nowhere like “what am I doing?”
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”
but then you just keep eating it
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
“There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.” - Tina Fey