they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
cancner? in the TITS? what the fuck! as a straight man how am i supposed to cope with this tragedy
alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
i could write seven books on how ron is not useless and how he’s a great friend to harry but i hear this woman named jk rowling already did
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
“wanna see my cock?” I say with a wry smile. I uncover a cage revealing a purebred rooster. It has won the blue ribbon at the county fair twice.