January 2012
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When people ask if I’ve seen a show, and I say “yeah, parts of it,” I really just mean I’ve seen gifs. 
Jan 1st
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Why would you use that font on a gif.
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I just read the word pirate as Peer-ah-teh :| 
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
–  Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he goes down on Michelle Williams. (via agarfields)
Jan 1st
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I thought my fingers smelled like food, but it was just the air around me and I was burning it. 
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Jesse was so attractive in 30 Minutes or Less, I’m still not over it. 
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Me: Do you want any help mom?
Mom: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO YOU DON’T.
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eisenfieldloveforever replied to your post: eisenfieldloveforever replied to… well this year might be the the one that doesn’t suck for you.:) Unless something terrible happens and I don’t graduate, or the world ends, and I will cry because I just went through twelve years of schooling to die!  Or I will win a Nobel Peace Prize or something of that sort. Go big or go home. 
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eisenfieldloveforever replied to your post: Everyone’s all ooh 2012 bring it on it will be the… we can only hope.that’s what a new year brings with it hope and dreams. :) And then we crash and buuuurrn. Alas, another year awaits us. You still have your optimism - hold on to that as long as possible. I am lost to it.
Dec 30th
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Everyone’s all ooh 2012 bring it on it will be the best year eveerrrrr! yet that’s what you said last year and the year before that and the year before that and the year before that and the ——- 
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Why do you have music playing on your blog I thought that was over ages ago. 
Dec 30th
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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“A lubricated vagina does not mean that a woman consents to sex. Having a...”
– Rape Crisis Cape Town Trust Statement on the #itsnotrapeif Twitter phenomenon | (via a-blog-called-everything)
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leniloulovesyou: newyorktopaloalto: Tumblr is a bitch. Do you think it’s because its creator changed it’s name from tumbler to tumblr, or do you think it’s because all social networking sites are bitches? Folks, for the record, it may look like it’s a super cool website, but it’s getting all kinds of help from our friends at the server desks. It’s riddled with apologies, as in ‘we’re sorry,...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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“Up until I was 12, my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as...”
– Robert Pattinson (via rpattztalks)
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I give you the 2012 Republican Presidential...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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