February 2012
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My biggest accomplishment so far is my ability to sleep quite comfortably on kitchen stools.
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
During really glorious moments I like to sing to myself the opening of the Circle of Life
Nyaaaaaaaaaaa tebenyahhhhhh aah tebebitubabahhhh ooohhhh bengya ooh!
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“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”
– Franz Kafka (via wastoldtheredbecake)
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goldalines:
jesse eisenberg could have been the youngest person to win best actor
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envyadams:
why is this happening when Jesse Eisenberg could be singing Real In Rio
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martinfreemans:
ahsatanseesnatasha:
here’s hoping TSN sweeps the awards tonight
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ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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holmeskillet:
plot twist the academy awards create the perfect distraction so that nicolas cage can now easily steal the declaration of independence
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
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Interviewer: The obvious Spider-Man gig aside, you’re something of a geek, aren’t you? There are pictures of you wearing a Teen Wolf T-shirt – is that in any way ironic?
Andrew: Not ironic. Teen Wolf is one of my favorite films of all time. If I’ve had a terrible day and am feeling down in the dumps, I can put on Teen Wolf and by the time he’s doing a handstand on the top of Stiles’ truck, I’m giddy and pretty much crying with joy.
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Bought myself four pounds of Winnie the Pooh animal crackers.
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stoopidsarah:
New York’s Hottest Club Is…
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