Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split