Likely Georgia Congressman Thinks Women Should Get Husbands’ Permission Before Entering Politics

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

going-to-scranton:

Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?

sr