going-to-scranton:

Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

wigglytuffs:

what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

bestpal:

please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad

sr