Meet Jody Hice, Republican nominee in Georgia’s 10th congressional district, who believes that women should need their husbands permission before running for office, Muslims shouldn’t be protected by the First Amendment, and that the cause of the Civil War is still up for debate.
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?