*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
I just want a sugar daddy but instead of it being a rich older man, I want it to be Sarah Paulson
what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, i didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!!
if you ask me for boyfriend advice i’ll literally be like “idk man dump him he’s boring men are boring”